Worst Date Audition Ever

Meet Stephen Morris -- a dating candidate who knows what he wants and ... isn't going to get it anytime soon. He likes blondes ... and brunettes ... and redheads. He also likes tall women...oh, and short women, too...but more importantly, he's angry at the world and needs someone who's equally (or more) outraged, but with a better sense of balance. So, if any of you single ladies recognize yourself in the above description, please give him a call -- he does sound quite desperate.