Random WEIRD Things

Would you pee into this?
Virgin Atlantic Airways recently had plans to install two of these new urinals, designed in the Netherlands, in one of their JFK Executive Club Restrooms, until (not surprisingly) a group of people up in arms over the "insult to women" had their say. I don't think it's insulting--just weird. Who thought this up? Anyway, they will not be installed in JFK, but the company claims orders are through the roof since the controversy began, and you will be able to find these in bars, clubs, and restaurants before long. Weird. But here's what I think the offended parties should be "up in arms" about: Where's the funny design for those of us who can't pee standing up?



Have to have it? Here's where you can get one for your house:
Bathroom Mania

More Weird Stuff:
The following weird things were all apparently offered up for auction somewhere or other. Take a look for yourself.


This is a velvet painting of what appears to be Jesus Christ and an eighteen wheeler. The item description inexplicably read "BLACK VELVET PAINTING GOD BLESS OUR TRUCKERS".
Half-poodle, half-duck, this is a lovingly handcrafted Pooduck that your children will enjoy for minutes.

I'm not even sure what this is, really, except for WEIRD. I have to ask, though: Would you buy this for any child that you know? Imagine opening this on Christmas morning...

Reminds me of the Christmas toys on Nightmare Before Christmas, except it's REAL. A Tim Burton design, maybe?






Dead, preserved frog golf desk accessory/ statue.

Seller quote - "Looks like he is about to get a hole in one."



The description of this item was "Budda Monkey LUAU Girl with HULA SKIRT crazy."

Is it a girl? A monkey? A coconut? YES! It's ALL THREE!

Seller quote - "Only the most confident of women can wear RED lipstick that well."

Have to have it? You can find these and other weird things offered up for auction here:Disturbing Auctions